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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Hols
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2007, 01:20:24 PM »
Not the hubcaps in your hand luggage? :-)
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Re: Hols
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2007, 01:27:46 PM »
Explain yerself!
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Re: Hols
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2007, 01:33:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2007, 01:12:41 PM
Mrs Nick got the full security treatment at Toronto last night cos she kept setting off the beepy thingy. They were running some hand held beepy thingy up and down her for ages. In the end they concluded it was the rivets in her trousers eeek:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2007, 01:35:41 PM »
You forget she went to a convent school! evil:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2007, 01:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2007, 01:35:41 PM
You forget she went to a convent school! evil:

Then only the Lord knows where the rivets are?
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Re: Hols
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2007, 01:37:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2007, 01:33:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2007, 01:12:41 PM
Mrs Nick got the full security treatment at Toronto last night cos she kept setting off the beepy thingy. They were running some hand held beepy thingy up and down her for ages. In the end they concluded it was the rivets in her trousers eeek:
eeek:


At least she didn't have her love eggs in. That's embarassing.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2007, 01:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 06, 2007, 01:37:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2007, 01:33:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2007, 01:12:41 PM
Mrs Nick got the full security treatment at Toronto last night cos she kept setting off the beepy thingy. They were running some hand held beepy thingy up and down her for ages. In the end they concluded it was the rivets in her trousers eeek:
eeek:


At least she didn't have her love eggs in. That's embarassing.
Is it? Do tell...  whistle:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2007, 01:38:31 PM »
I did it's embarassing.  redface:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2007, 01:48:27 PM »
WTF is a love egg?

Christ on a bike. I just used Mr Google to find out!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Wenchy, you don't! On an aeroplane? And they make you beep? And then what.............?

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Re: Hols
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2007, 01:49:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2007, 01:48:27 PM
WTF is a love egg?

Christ on a bike. I just used Mr Google to find out!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Wenchy, you don't! On an aeroplane? And they make you beep? And then what.............?

 eeek:

Sheltered life?
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Re: Hols
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2007, 01:51:51 PM »
Evidently! eeek:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2007, 01:52:49 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 06, 2007, 01:38:31 PM
I did it's embarassing.  redface:
Got to applaud that, the owning up that is. ;D
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Re: Hols
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2007, 01:54:36 PM »
They make you beep?  eeek: Maybe mine weren't working properly.  redface:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2007, 01:56:38 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 06, 2007, 01:54:36 PM
They make you beep?  eeek: Maybe mine weren't working properly.  redface:
Did they make you remove them?  point:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2007, 01:58:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 06, 2007, 01:56:38 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 06, 2007, 01:54:36 PM
They make you beep?  eeek: Maybe mine weren't working properly.  redface:
Did they make you remove them?  point:

 redface:

Let us just say that some Spanish Catholics that run security at Malaga airport will never be the same again.  redface:
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