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Re: Hols
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2007, 01:58:18 PM »
I am agog!
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Re: Hols
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2007, 02:00:19 PM »
You weren't with your mother were you redface:

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Re: Hols
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2007, 02:00:45 PM »
I am agog!

Well, you can gog on because you are getting no more out of me.



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Re: Hols
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2007, 02:02:04 PM »
I think our fertile imaginations and filthy minds have all the material we need, thank you.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2007, 02:02:47 PM »
That is quite alright then.

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Re: Hols
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2007, 02:02:55 PM »
They are plastic, egg shaped and hollow. Inside they have ball bearings that roll around with the movement of the body causing a "vibration". Normally two are used simultaneously and are joined by a string. The string aids recovery. Inserted into the vagina they are, I am told, very stimulating to the user and of obvious end benefit to her male partner of choice.
Any "beep" would be the metal detector devices picking up on the metal of the ball bearings though I am told that nowadays one can also purchase electric versions that work on the same principle as a vibrator so the metal detector would pick up the metals used in the "motor".

Well done Wenchy for admitting to their use. My admiration for you grows daily.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2007, 02:04:11 PM »
You seem to know a lot about them. A hobby of yours?
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The string aids recovery

Whose recovery, and from what?

Still agog.








Where do you put the batteries?
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Re: Hols
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2007, 02:05:53 PM »
A friend went to a wedding on Saturday, the whole event at a hotel and  ended up being pulled by some attractive female and retired to his room. Next morning he is having breakfast with his mum & grand-mum (he is a good few years younger than me) when female from previous night appears and asks very matter of factly if she could have her underwear and ear-rings. Poor guy nearly died.

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Re: Hols
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2007, 02:07:03 PM »
Sounds like fun. HOw old was the guy? And was he a priest or summat?
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Re: Hols
« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2007, 02:07:30 PM »
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Re: Hols
« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2007, 02:09:19 PM »
You seem to know a lot about them. A hobby of yours?

Still agog.








Where do you put the batteries?

Used to have a sideline selling such things since you ask. The batteries are in the switch device which has a wire that runs inside the clothing of the wearer to a convenient pocket.
I also had a girlfriend who was very fond of them. Unfortunately Mrs S#1 was not so fond the idea of either the products or the GF.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2007, 02:10:46 PM »
You seem to know a lot about them. A hobby of yours?
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The string aids recovery

Whose recovery, and from what?

Still agog.








Where do you put the batteries?

Mine didn't have batteries and the string was for ... you googled them what do you think the string was for?

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Re: Hols
« Reply #57 on: August 06, 2007, 02:11:30 PM »
YES I have a chequered history  whistle:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #58 on: August 06, 2007, 02:12:04 PM »
You seem to know a lot about them. A hobby of yours?
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The string aids recovery

Whose recovery, and from what?

Still agog.








Where do you put the batteries?

Mine didn't have batteries and the string was for ... you googled them what do you think the string was for?
Did you tie a knot in the end to remind you that they were in?  whistle:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2007, 02:17:57 PM »
Good grief. The things one learns.

Knots

String

"a sideline"

What sort of "sideline". Did you go door knocking?
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