Hols

[Snoopy]

You seem to know a lot about them. A hobby of yours?

The string aids recovery

Whose recovery, and from what?

Still agog.








Where do you put the batteries?

Mine didn't have batteries and the string was for ... you googled them what do you think the string was for?

Did you tie a knot in the end to remind you that they were in? 

One would be unlikely to forget they were "in"

Good grief. The things one learns.

Knots

String

"a sideline"

What sort of "sideline". Did you go door knocking?

No I did not. Worked the "Markets" for a while on my days off to supplement income. Some undies and stuff like that + "under the counter" marital aids.
Why "Under the counter"? ~ Because people are prudish and object to in your face selling of "adult" items.
And No not Stock Markets but Street Markets.
OK

I return to edit because Nick (who else) asked about the string. Think what else a lady might use that has string attached to aid recovery. Same place same reason for string Got It???

[Nick]

My head is spinning.

So one goes to a pants stall in a market and winks at the pant seller knowingly and say "Gorrenny eggs mate?" (nudge) and Pants Man/Lady then rummages below and discreetly offers a selection of gravity operated or electric wobbly things with string attached?!

Do they come with a manual written in pidgin english?

Must try that at Birkenhead Market on Saturday. I fear that Mrs Nick may know nothing of these devices of which you speak (though come to think of it I imagine at least 2 of her friends are up to speed, but they were air hostesses).

[Nick]

You seem to know a lot about them. A hobby of yours?

The string aids recovery

Whose recovery, and from what?

Still agog.








Where do you put the batteries?

Mine didn't have batteries and the string was for ... you googled them what do you think the string was for?

Did you tie a knot in the end to remind you that they were in? 

One would be unlikely to forget they were "in"

Good grief. The things one learns.

Knots

String

"a sideline"

What sort of "sideline". Did you go door knocking?

No I did not. Worked the "Markets" for a while on my days off to supplement income. Some undies and stuff like that + "under the counter" marital aids.
Why "Under the counter"? ~ Because people are prudish and object to in your face selling of "adult" items.
And No not Stock Markets but Street Markets.
OK

I return to edit because Nick (who else) asked about the string. Think what else a lady might use that has string attached to aid recovery. Same place same reason for string Got It???

It was the ambiguity of "recovery" which had me momentarily foxed.

[tel]

Was Mrs Nick convent educated? If yes, she will be up to speed.

[Uncle Mort]

Reminds me of the the old 'candles out sisters' joke. 

[tel]

 

[Bar Wench]

These days one can purchase such things off the internet or from your local Anne Summers emporium.

[Snoopy]

My head is spinning.

So one goes to a pants stall in a market and winks at the pant seller knowingly and say "Gorrenny eggs mate?" (nudge) and Pants Man/Lady then rummages below and discreetly offers a selection of gravity operated or electric wobbly things with string attached?!

Do they come with a manual written in pidgin english?

Must try that at Birkenhead Market on Saturday. I fear that Mrs Nick may know nothing of these devices of which you speak (though come to think of it I imagine at least 2 of her friends are up to speed, but they were air hostesses).

Go to Ann Summers or any shop with ADULT written on the blacked out windows. The Market Traders gave up on such things when licences were required to sell "Adult" items.
Trust the Councils to find another way to tax people.
And if you want to have some idea if and how they work insert a pair into your anus and go for a jog along the beach ~ I'll even pay for them if you really want to try it out ~ but don't forget to leave the string hanging out or you may have trouble with recovery, and the A&E department will have a good laugh 

As in Doctor "Good God man you have a vibrator stuck in your backside, this will be difficult to remove"
Patient "Don't remove it doc ~ just change the batteries please"

[Nick]

I am off for a lie down!

[tel]

You shouldn't have told Nick that there are male versions. Who's he gonna ask about that.

[Bar Wench]

You shouldn't have told Nick that there are male versions. Who's he gonna ask about that.

Well strictly speaking there aren't male versions they are just multi-purpose. Now vibrating butt plugs! Those have to be for men! 

[tel]

Anal beads  close enough?

[Snoopy]

You shouldn't have told Nick that there are male versions. Who's he gonna ask about that.

Well strictly speaking there aren't male versions they are just multi-purpose. Now vibrating butt plugs! Those have to be for men! 

Not necessarily. 

[Nick]

Multi purpose?

Vibrating butt plugs (sounds like Jumping Beavers - which, come to think of it, appears to be in the right vicinity as an expression of astonishment)

Multi purpose?

[Snoopy]

Anal beads  close enough?

I refer the Honourable Member to the reply I gave earlier.