Hols

[tel]

You shouldn't have told Nick that there are male versions. Who's he gonna ask about that.

Well strictly speaking there aren't male versions they are just multi-purpose. Now vibrating butt plugs! Those have to be for men! 

I think that they are now called "prostate massagers" and are promoted as being as an aid to healthy well being

[Nick]

 

[Snoopy]

Multi purpose?

Vibrating butt plugs (sounds like Jumping Beavers - which, come to think of it, appears to be in the right vicinity as an expression of astonishment)

Multi purpose?

Nick, my petal, I think I am going to have to take you in hand. Your education clearly needs touching up a little.

[Nick]

I think I am going to have to take you in hand

 

That's the proposed pint cancelled then. Unless I borrow Mrs Nick's trouser rivets.

This is like some surreal episode of Round the Horne!! What are you all on today? Or is it me?

[tel]

Jet lag/hallucinations?

[Nick]

You mean this thread and its contents are a figment of my addled brain?

[Bar Wench]

Multi purpose?

Vibrating butt plugs (sounds like Jumping Beavers - which, come to think of it, appears to be in the right vicinity as an expression of astonishment)

Multi purpose?

Nick, my petal, I think I am going to have to take you in hand. Your education clearly needs touching up a little.

Bless him he really is an innocent little flower isn't he.  

How bad do you think it is? Do you think he knows anything in this department? Chocolate body paint?

[Snoopy]

I think I am going to have to take you in hand

 

That's the proposed pint cancelled then. Unless I borrow Mrs Nick's trouser rivets.

This is like some surreal episode of Round the Horne!! What are you all on today? Or is it me?

Yep! You be Julian and I'll be Sandy 

[Snoopy]

Multi purpose?

Vibrating butt plugs (sounds like Jumping Beavers - which, come to think of it, appears to be in the right vicinity as an expression of astonishment)

Multi purpose?

Nick, my petal, I think I am going to have to take you in hand. Your education clearly needs touching up a little.

Bless him he really is an innocent little flower isn't he. 

How bad do you think it is? Do you think he knows anything in this department? Chocolate body paint?

I hope not ~ I'm diabetic! 

[Snoopy]

You mean this thread and its contents are a figment of my addled brain?

You'll feel much better after a good night between the sheets.

[Nick]

Multi purpose?

Vibrating butt plugs (sounds like Jumping Beavers - which, come to think of it, appears to be in the right vicinity as an expression of astonishment)

Multi purpose?

Nick, my petal, I think I am going to have to take you in hand. Your education clearly needs touching up a little.

Bless him he really is an innocent little flower isn't he.  

How bad do you think it is? Do you think he knows anything in this department? Chocolate body paint?

I do know about that. Someone bought us some as a wedding present I think. Mrs Nick was caugh eating it with a spoon till I explained.

Goodness. Some of the things you lot get up to.  

I had a look

YIKES

http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=8&pid=4553

[Bar Wench]

You mean this thread and its contents are a figment of my addled brain?

You'll feel much better after a good night between the sheets.

His egyptian high thread count sheets complete with condom pocket?

[Uncle Mort]

You mean this thread and its contents are a figment of my addled brain?

You'll feel much better after a good night between the sheets.

What Nick hasn't realised is that the Mrs Nick and The Boy will be up, bright eyed and bushy tailed, at some ungodly hour and will wake him up. 

[Nick]

OK

I have ordered a cataloge for Mrs Nick. I shall report on her reactions when it arrives!

[Bar Wench]

OK

I have ordered a cataloge for Mrs Nick. I shall report on her reactions when it arrives!

Uh oh!