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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Hols
« Reply #105 on: August 06, 2007, 03:31:13 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 06, 2007, 03:25:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2007, 03:25:07 PM
Mixture of amazement/amusement/curiousity evil:

She might just suffle it away never to see the light of day.



I assume that to be a typo of Souffle ~ If Nick can get it to rise! <snigger> whistle:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #106 on: August 06, 2007, 03:31:52 PM »
 drumroll:

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Re: Hols
« Reply #107 on: August 06, 2007, 03:45:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 06, 2007, 03:25:07 PM
Mixture of amazement/amusement/curiousity evil:

What about - "already got that "
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Re: Hols
« Reply #108 on: August 17, 2007, 11:57:28 PM »
As we sit in Dalaman airport - on the floor, having been raped to the tune of 42 quid for exceeding our baggage weight allowance, I can feel my normal calm demeanour going west. Young's Ordinary may have to wait a bit longer, as I think I may kick the sh1t out of the obnoxious check-in clerk soon.

And the ordered taxi didn't turn up to take us from the hotel to the airport...

The one I hired, mind you, got us here faster than the Milennium Falcon.

We are meant to take off in five minutes, but we haven't even boarded yet.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #109 on: August 18, 2007, 07:14:33 AM »
Poor you...  happy100

In the excitement and anticipation of going on our hols we always seem to forget what a bummer it is to have to pack up and come back again at the end...  noooo:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #110 on: August 18, 2007, 04:26:29 PM »
Blinkin. The flight actually got home early. I was sat, however, next to a middle-aged man who arrived on a wheelchair. And - lo and behold - he didn't get charged, even though I'm sure the wheelchair alone exceeded the paltry 15kg limit. So it seems that fat people and spaccers are subsidised by us normal sized people.

Not fair.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #111 on: August 18, 2007, 04:41:01 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 18, 2007, 04:26:29 PM
Blinkin. The flight actually got home early. I was sat, however, next to a middle-aged man who arrived on a wheelchair. And - lo and behold - he didn't get charged, even though I'm sure the wheelchair alone exceeded the paltry 15kg limit. So it seems that fat people and spaccers are subsidised by us normal sized people.

Not fair.


Llandudno is lovely at this time of the year and they sell Brains bitter.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #112 on: August 18, 2007, 05:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 18, 2007, 04:41:01 PM
Llandudno is lovely at this time of the year and they sell Brains bitter.
Make that Brains Dark and I may take the chance.  whistle:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #113 on: August 18, 2007, 07:40:40 PM »
Make it Bishop's Finger and I may be over myself...

...in fact, I will be over on October 5th  whistle:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #114 on: August 19, 2007, 06:12:21 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2007, 07:40:40 PM
Make it Bishop's Finger and I may be over myself...

...in fact, I will be over on October 5th  whistle:

Just can't keep away can you   ::)   Running out of cheddar, bacon or HP sauce?
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Re: Hols
« Reply #115 on: August 19, 2007, 06:30:08 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on August 19, 2007, 06:12:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2007, 07:40:40 PM
Make it Bishop's Finger and I may be over myself...

...in fact, I will be over on October 5th  whistle:

Just can't keep away can you   ::)   Running out of cheddar, bacon or HP sauce?
Nah, horse brasses for the bar...  whistle:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #116 on: August 19, 2007, 06:58:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2007, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: Bouncer on August 19, 2007, 06:12:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2007, 07:40:40 PM
Make it Bishop's Finger and I may be over myself...

...in fact, I will be over on October 5th  whistle:

Just can't keep away can you   ::)   Running out of cheddar, bacon or HP sauce?
Nah, horse brasses for the bar...  whistle:

Beware of forgeries!

Rumour has it 'someone' is melting down a gasometer for pennies and horse brasses.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #117 on: August 19, 2007, 07:17:37 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on August 19, 2007, 06:58:57 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 19, 2007, 06:30:08 AM
Quote from: Bouncer on August 19, 2007, 06:12:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2007, 07:40:40 PM
Make it Bishop's Finger and I may be over myself...

...in fact, I will be over on October 5th  whistle:

Just can't keep away can you   ::)   Running out of cheddar, bacon or HP sauce?
Nah, horse brasses for the bar...  whistle:

Beware of forgeries!

Rumour has it 'someone' is melting down a gasometer for pennies and horse brasses.
I'll look out for them...  cool14:
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Re: Hols
« Reply #118 on: August 19, 2007, 09:43:21 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on August 19, 2007, 06:12:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2007, 07:40:40 PM
Make it Bishop's Finger and I may be over myself...

...in fact, I will be over on October 5th  whistle:

Just can't keep away can you   ::)   Running out of cheddar, bacon or HP sauce?

It'll be marmite he's after.
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Re: Hols
« Reply #119 on: August 19, 2007, 10:33:46 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 19, 2007, 09:43:21 AM
Quote from: Bouncer on August 19, 2007, 06:12:21 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2007, 07:40:40 PM
Make it Bishop's Finger and I may be over myself...

...in fact, I will be over on October 5th  whistle:

Just can't keep away can you   ::)   Running out of cheddar, bacon or HP sauce?

It'll be marmite he's after.
Nope!  noooo:
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