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Offline GROWLER

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'kin crane flys.
« on: September 01, 2011, 11:07:11 PM »
The season of ear buzzing fluttering flying spiders is seemingly upon us again.
Why do they ALWAYS go for your 'ed ey, why? Answer me THAT one of you can, humph. evil:

Good God almighty, I absolutely bloody hate them. Yuk:
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Re: 'kin crane flies.
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 11:08:56 PM »
That would be your sensitive hearing  point:
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Re: 'kin crane flies.
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 11:12:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 01, 2011, 11:08:56 PM
That would be your sensitive hearing  point:

What would be?  whacky115

Eejit. ::)
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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 05:06:52 AM »
Wasps, mosquitoes and great big moth things here... and when I was up me ladder yesterday there were a load of vulture-things circling above me....  scared2:
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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 05:21:12 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Wasps, mosquitoes and great big moth things here... and when I was up me ladder yesterday there were a load of vulture-things circling above me....  scared2:

They like looking at their reflection...
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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 05:22:08 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 02, 2011, 05:21:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Wasps, mosquitoes and great big moth things here... and when I was up me ladder yesterday there were a load of vulture-things circling above me....  scared2:

They like looking at their reflection...

I AM NOT BALD LIKE!  cussing:
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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 05:22:58 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Wasps, mosquitoes and great big moth things here... and when I was up me ladder yesterday there were a load of vulture-things circling above me....  scared2:

Ambulance chasers ?  rubschin:
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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 05:33:30 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 02, 2011, 05:21:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 02, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Wasps, mosquitoes and great big moth things here... and when I was up me ladder yesterday there were a load of vulture-things circling above me....  scared2:

They like looking at their reflection...

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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 07:28:04 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 01, 2011, 11:07:11 PM
Why do they ALWAYS go for your 'ed ey, why? Answer me THAT one of you can

They always go for the hottest part of your body.
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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 07:28:53 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2011, 07:28:04 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 01, 2011, 11:07:11 PM
Why do they ALWAYS go for your 'ed ey, why? Answer me THAT one of you can

They always go for the hottest part of your body.

Who told you that then ey? rubschin:
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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 07:33:22 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:28:53 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2011, 07:28:04 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 01, 2011, 11:07:11 PM
Why do they ALWAYS go for your 'ed ey, why? Answer me THAT one of you can

They always go for the hottest part of your body.

Who told you that then ey? rubschin:

The owner of the nudist camp of course.
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Re: 'kin crane flys.
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2011, 06:29:24 PM »
Ahh  'as the crow flies' crane flys.
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