Overly 'airy geezers.

[GROWLER]

i try to go the gym at quieter times, to avoid general sheeples like.

Decided to go at 5 today, 'cus I'd been told that that is normally a quieter time on a Saturday like.

They lied. It was absolutely 'eavin'.

Never really paid any attention to the odd geezer or two in the changing rooms tbqh, but you just couldn't help it this avvy. we were all having to shuffle around, trying oh so so so hard not to accidentaly brush past each other like.
It was during all this manouvering around that I noticed just how absolutely disgustingly vile some men are in the hairy dept.
Look like a bunch bloody wet otters most of them, yeeeeeuck.
Absolutely and most most disguteringly disgustorenormously vile, espeeacially their backs.
Look like friggin' cave men most of them.

I really don't feel like eating me tea now tbqatth.

Me? I'm almost like a new born babe by comparison.

[Nick]

YOu do tend to be a bit pink, tis true. Apart from the ginger bits, like 

[GROWLER]

YOu do tend to be a bit pink, tis true. Apart from the ginger bits, like 

Speaks the scruffy bearded REALLY ginger one.

You're only jealous, plank.

[Nick]

[GROWLER]

Isn't it way past your bedtime now ey? 

[Just One More]

i try to go the gym at quieter times, to avoid general sheeples like.

Decided to go at 5 today, 'cus I'd been told that that is normally a quieter time on a Saturday like.

They lied. It was absolutely 'eavin'.

Never really paid any attention to the odd geezer or two in the changing rooms tbqh, but you just couldn't help it this avvy. we were all having to shuffle around, trying oh so so so hard not to accidentaly brush past each other like.
It was during all this manouvering around that I noticed just how absolutely disgustingly vile some men are in the hairy dept.
Look like a bunch bloody wet otters most of them, yeeeeeuck.
Absolutely and most most disguteringly disgustorenormously vile, espeeacially their backs.
Look like friggin' cave men most of them.

I really don't feel like eating me tea now tbqatth.

Me? I'm almost like a new born babe by comparison.

  

[GROWLER]

i try to go the gym at quieter times, to avoid general sheeples like.

Decided to go at 5 today, 'cus I'd been told that that is normally a quieter time on a Saturday like.

They lied. It was absolutely 'eavin'.

Never really paid any attention to the odd geezer or two in the changing rooms tbqh, but you just couldn't help it this avvy. we were all having to shuffle around, trying oh so so so hard not to accidentaly brush past each other like.
It was during all this manouvering around that I noticed just how absolutely disgustingly vile some men are in the hairy dept.
Look like a bunch bloody wet otters most of them, yeeeeeuck.
Absolutely and most most disguteringly disgustorenormously vile, espeeacially their backs.
Look like friggin' cave men most of them.

I really don't feel like eating me tea now tbqatth.

Me? I'm almost like a new born babe by comparison.

  

Bit of a APE MAN in the overly hairy dept. are we then ey JOMiomondo?

Not your fault mate. Some wimmins luv 'airy men apparently.

As long as it doesn't extend onto your palms like.

[GROWLER]

What's your 'take' on overly 'airy wimmins then ey lads?

[Nick]

Strimmer or blowlamp. Or both 

[Miss Demeanour]

Trouble with blokes with lots of body hair is that they sweat sooooooooooo much 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Trouble with blokes with lots of body hair is that they sweat sooooooooooo much 

I sweat like a piggin' pig with it drippin' in me eyes...stings like 'ell...when I'm givin' meself the biffters like.
I'm not a 'airy bear though, so what's that all about then ey?

[Nick]

Growler is an sweaty bear   

[GROWLER]

Growler is an sweaty bear   

No I'm bloody not.
I stand in the shower for yonks afterwards, and smell like e freshly mown meadow or summat. 

[Nick]

Not in MY shower