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Offline GROWLER

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Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« on: September 05, 2011, 06:39:00 PM »
Bloody selfish gets that stand there being served at the till whilst gassing merrily away on their bloody mobile, completely oblivious to the person that's TRYING to serve them and the huffing puffing rolling of eyes customers patiently waiting behind them. Angry9:

Tell you, I was sssssso close to grabbing his phone off him and werking it up his fat arse. eveilgrin:
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2011, 06:44:22 PM »
I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem  :thumbsup:
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2011, 06:49:33 PM »
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2011, 06:57:55 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 05, 2011, 06:44:22 PM
I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem  :thumbsup:

Most excellent. I bloody HATE selfish thoughtless ignorant bastards like these. Totally oblivious to everyone around them.


ME ME ME ME bloody ME, all the bloody time. Explode:

@nick. PISS OFF you predictable tosser. cussing:
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2011, 08:06:08 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 05, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
Quote from: Just One More on September 05, 2011, 06:44:22 PM
I went in a sandwich shop once that had a large poster that said something like, "Please don't be offended if we serve the person behind you while you're 'busy' on your phone". Seemed to cure the problem  :thumbsup:

Most excellent. I bloody HATE selfish thoughtless ignorant bastards like these. Totally oblivious to everyone around them.


ME ME ME ME bloody ME, all the bloody time. Explode:

@nick. PISS OFF you predictable tosser. cussing:

Pet hate of mine too may get some of those posters printed as flyers and carry them around with me. eveilgrin:
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2011, 06:35:21 AM »
There was an Italian bird sitting behind me at the opera on Friday having a conversation on her phone in the middle of the third act...  Banghead

Mind you, she looked just like Sarah Jessica Parker and had a skirt up to here [points to thigh] and high heels this high [holds hands six inches apart]... Drool:
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2011, 06:50:26 AM »
If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2011, 06:51:23 AM »
 rubschin: How did he know what she was wearing unless he turned round?
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2011, 07:08:35 AM »
This was what he told himself so that he didn't have to turn round and confront her  lol:
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2011, 07:41:46 AM »
 
Quote from: Just One More on September 06, 2011, 06:50:26 AM
If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
;D  better than the show no doubt? whistle:
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2011, 07:58:31 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 06, 2011, 06:50:26 AM
If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something

Indeed... I gave her a nasty look...  eyes:
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2011, 08:03:58 AM »
She did in fact look just like this... Drool:



Cept she had high heels on and was on the phone like...
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2011, 08:09:29 AM »
Quote from: bodiam on September 06, 2011, 07:41:46 AM
Quote from: Just One More on September 06, 2011, 06:50:26 AM
If she was sat behind me wearing that I'd have to turn around and cop an eyeful and say something
;D  better than the show no doubt? whistle:

'avin yer eyes gouged out with a rusty nail would be more preferable than a piggin' opera.
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2011, 08:10:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2011, 08:03:58 AM
She did in fact look just like this... Drool:



Cept she had high heels on and was on the phone like...
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Re: Using of yer mobby in the shops,grrrrr!
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2011, 08:29:12 AM »
Nope I just can't see it.  She has a figure to die for but I can't cope with her face it is not attractive.
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