Useless turd Iam.

[GROWLER]

I'm friggin' useless chatting the girlies up, always have been and still am.
A 100% pure unmitigated disaster zone of uselessneussnuss.
Is it ANY wonder therefore?

New tasty girl/wumman mid to late 40's ish   has started at the gym. Reception/trainer, long hair, fit and slim, and I got chatting to her last night, as you do like.
Getting on like a 'ouse on fire like.
She asked me my name like, and I asked for hers, as you do like.
All going well until I put my foot in it, as usual......OK then Lisa, nice to meet you, good to see a pretty face around here at last, ............but I'll probably have to ask you your name again when I come in tomorrow 'cus me memory is poor. 

WHY?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Here's a plan, look on here before you go to the gym, write her name down. Take paper with you take a peek at said paper before you go in the door.

You can remember where the gym is can't you?

[Snoopy]

I have reached the age when it becomes acceptable for me to cover my poor memory by calling all ladies "My Dear" as in "Mornin' M'Dear. How are you today?" ............unless I am Oop North when "Luv" seems to be OK.

Having grey (OK nearly white) hair helps.

[GROWLER]

Here's a plan, look on here before you go to the gym, write her name down. Take paper with you take a peek at said paper before you go in the door.

You can remember where the gym is can't you?

 Haven't gone COMPLETELY senile...YET!

Bloody wonder though with some of the eejits I have to TRY and converse with in 'ere like.

[Snoopy]

Here's a plan, look on here before you go to the gym, write her name down. Take paper with you take a peek at said paper before you go in the door.

You can remember where the gym is can't you?

 Haven't gone COMPLETELY senile...YET!

Bloody wonder though with some of the eejits I have to TRY and converse with in 'ere like.

Oooooo! I wonder who he can mean ....... 

[GROWLER]

Here's a plan, look on here before you go to the gym, write her name down. Take paper with you take a peek at said paper before you go in the door.

You can remember where the gym is can't you?

 Haven't gone COMPLETELY senile...YET!

Bloody wonder though with some of the eejits I have to TRY and converse with in 'ere like.

Oooooo! I wonder who he can mean ....... 

Shall we all 'old 'ands and think p'traps?

[GROWLER]

Meanwhile, WHY do I ALWAYS seem to put me big fat furry paw in it when I chat the girlies up.
I ALWAYS do it and it makes me sad and un'appy like.

[Miss Demeanour]

You probably will find you haven't put your foot in it ..she will remember you at least and that is what is important after all 

[GROWLER]

You probably will find you haven't put your foot in it ..she will remember you at least and that is what is important after all 

Yea, when I tried to cover meself for my indiscretion by suggesting she wouldn't remember mine, she said, "I will" 

I turned away quickly and ran like a gormless oinky yoof...well walked actually.

[Nick]

Get Mrs Growler to remind you before your next trip to the gym like 

[Snoopy]

Meanwhile, WHY do I ALWAYS seem to put me big fat furry paw in it when I chat the girlies up.
I ALWAYS do it and it makes me sad and un'appy like.

Wot Miss D said.

Why the need to "Chat girlies up"?

In my experience if they are interested in you there is no need to "chat them up" as they will let you know of their interest. If you need to chat them up and they go along with it then they are probably the village bike anyway.

[Miss Demeanour]

There's no middle ground with you is there Snoops 

[GROWLER]

Meanwhile, WHY do I ALWAYS seem to put me big fat furry paw in it when I chat the girlies up.
I ALWAYS do it and it makes me sad and un'appy like.

Wot Miss D said.

Why the need to "Chat girlies up"?

In my experience if they are interested in you there is no need to "chat them up" as they will let you know of their interest. If you need to chat them up and they go along with it then they are probably the village bike anyway.

'cus it's FUN and 'armless, and makes you keep yerself young at 'eart and lively and stuff.
Life is already  humdrum and boring, so a bit of totty chitter chatter helps the day go 'round a bit smoother like. Does yer self esteem a birof good too I find, ...providing you don't end up causing a embarrasment to yourself like.

[GROWLER]

There's no middle ground with you is there Snoops 

Only 'ad black/white tv's when he was a pup you see.

[Nick]

Meanwhile, WHY do I ALWAYS seem to put me big fat furry paw in it when I chat the girlies up.
I ALWAYS do it and it makes me sad and un'appy like.

Wot Miss D said.

Why the need to "Chat girlies up"?

In my experience if they are interested in you there is no need to "chat them up" as they will let you know of their interest. If you need to chat them up and they go along with it then they are probably the village bike anyway.

'cus it's FUN and 'armless, and makes you keep yerself young at 'eart and lively and stuff.
Life is already  humdrum and boring, so a bit of totty chitter chatter helps the day go 'round a bit smoother like. Does yer self esteem a birof good too I find, ...providing you don't end up causing a embarrasment to yourself like.

Or asking her if she sells meat