Ladies, sick of your husband constantly buggering off to play golf? Try our new GROWLERGRAM service, guarranteed to get them running home 
I'd pay good money for that! Do they offer a Welsh border patrol service too?
Still working out the pricing for that, its going to depend on how expensive it will be to relocate Nick...
Errrr I am happy with there being several miles of water between Nick and I thanks all the same.
This is taken from Nick's side. I live half way up the mountains you can see on the far side. Safe-ish I feel though with Captain Calamity one can never be sure
