Kodak printer goosed..seemingly.

[Nick]

I may have to round and "advise" him in person 

[GROWLER]

I may have to round and "advise" him in person 

It's ok. I'll get me parchment and quill out and write all the info down thanks.

[Snoopy]

In your search bar type Googlemail and go to their website
When you get there, click to open a Gmail Account (takes about 60 seconds)
Once you have opened the account go to your old email that won't print.
Hilight the email you are having problems with then Left click on "Forward" and send it to your new Gmail account.
Close AOL email and open Gmail account on your screen. You should find a "Welcome to Gmail" message and your forwarded email which should then be printable.
If it doesn't work you have lost nothing as the original will still be in your AOL Inbox.

[Nick]

Indeedy doody.


Awaits international Gmail consumer survey from the Bear 

[Snoopy]

I have an email account with http://www.mail.com/int/
Couldn't be easier and the address can be your own name or "Growler" or whatever you want.
Click on the link above, chose and register a name which will be summat like yourrname@myself.com and you'll be up and running in seconds.

[Miss Demeanour]

OPEN A GMAIL ACCOUNT. FORWARD IT TO YOURSELF AND THEN PRINT IT 

A wha'? 

Just copied and pasted it as suggested by 'The Dog', onto me Microsoft Werd thingy page wotsit, but it's only showing 'arf its document width like.

'Kin hate 'puters. They confuzzle me.

Have a look at the print preview button ..when you highlight the print function it should give you a couple of options ...one is print preview. That will show you what it looks like when it is to be printed.

You may need to change your page setup to landscape and it should also have a fit to size function.

[Nick]

He will be utterly confuzzled now 

[GROWLER]

He will be utterly confuzzled now 

For once, YOU are correct.

[Miss Demeanour]

http://www.homeandlearn.co.uk/mw/s5p6.html

In Microsoft Word, click on 'File', and then click on 'Page Setup'. This will bring up the page setup window. Click on the 'Paper Size' tab. Underneath 'Orientation', there are two options, 'Portrait' and 'Landscape'. Click on the 'Landscape' option. A preview of the document will appear on the right. If you are happy with the landscape option, click on 'OK'. This will be applied to your document. You can either start off with a landscape document, or you can change it after you have typed out the contents of the document.

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.homeandlearn.co.uk/mw/s5p6.html

In Microsoft Word, click on 'File', and then click on 'Page Setup'. This will bring up the page setup window. Click on the 'Paper Size' tab. Underneath 'Orientation', there are two options, 'Portrait' and 'Landscape'. Click on the 'Landscape' option. A preview of the document will appear on the right. If you are happy with the landscape option, click on 'OK'. This will be applied to your document. You can either start off with a landscape document, or you can change it after you have typed out the contents of the document.

But what if your photo is a landscape, but it looks better in 'portrait'?

Growler will be futher confuzzled.

[Miss Demeanour]

Ok ...I give up 

I was just trying to help like 

[Darwins Selection]

Ok ...I give up 

I was just trying to help like 

'Kicking against the pricks' is always a thankless task. 

[GROWLER]

Ok ...I give up 

I was just trying to help like 

I'm going to follow your instructions most carefully MD, as you have been most 'elpful this last few days.

If I goose it, I'll go to The Dogs option of a wotnot email alternative account thingy wotsit, before me 'ed explodes like.

[GROWLER]

http://www.homeandlearn.co.uk/mw/s5p6.html

In Microsoft Word, click on 'File', and then click on 'Page Setup'. This will bring up the page setup window. Click on the 'Paper Size' tab. Underneath 'Orientation', there are two options, 'Portrait' and 'Landscape'. Click on the 'Landscape' option. A preview of the document will appear on the right. If you are happy with the landscape option, click on 'OK'. This will be applied to your document. You can either start off with a landscape document, or you can change it after you have typed out the contents of the document.

Don't understand or even comprehend all this 'landscape and portrait' nonsense. What's the relevance to those werds and piggin worded documents ey?
This is what absolutely does my bloody 'ed in. EVERYTHING to do with 'puters and all this fancy pants I.T language is totally irrational and bafflingly frustratingly  illogical.
Why can't they just use simple common sense language, and we'd / I'd learn a piggin' sight quicker.

Meanwhile, for some inexplicable reason or act of luck, your advice worked and I've printed me booking confirmation off.