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In Microsoft Word, click on 'File', and then click on 'Page Setup'. This will bring up the page setup window. Click on the 'Paper Size' tab. Underneath 'Orientation', there are two options, 'Portrait' and 'Landscape'. Click on the 'Landscape' option. A preview of the document will appear on the right. If you are happy with the landscape option, click on 'OK'. This will be applied to your document. You can either start off with a landscape document, or you can change it after you have typed out the contents of the document.
Don't understand or even comprehend all this 'landscape and portrait' nonsense. What's the relevance to those werds and piggin worded documents ey?
This is what absolutely does my bloody 'ed in. EVERYTHING to do with 'puters and all this fancy pants I.T language is totally irrational and bafflingly frustratingly illogical.
Why can't they just use simple common sense language, and we'd / I'd learn a piggin' sight quicker.

Meanwhile, for some inexplicable reason or act of luck, your advice worked and I've printed me booking confirmation off.
