Can't find the story on the web anywhere, but heard it on the J.V. show at lunchtime.
Some geezer apparently pinched the bottom of one of the Beebs tv reporters whilst she was reporting on the recent floods. She apparently reported the incident to the plod, who issued an official caution to this bloke.
FFS wumman.

Count yourself lucky enough that someone found your arse attractive enough to commit such a henious crime.
I had me arse squeezed in a night club many years ago whilst doing me stuff on the dance floor, and NO, it wasn't by a geezer either. Turned around and there was a gang of girlies all just lookin' up at the ceiling.

Bloody great it was, and I invited them to do it again.
