Gym nutter

[GROWLER]

I go the gym for me own benefit, to get meself fitter like, so I DON'T need a petulant infantile cock having a 'pop' at me simply becuase I accidentaly took his identical clean unused towel (provided by the gym I hasten to add) in the shower room instead of the identical one that I'd  taken in and placed on the adjacent hook.
Easily done, but this mancunian  tool it upon himself to start ranting at me about it.

Fortunately my mate Dave was in there to prevent it spiraling out of control 'cus he could see I was getting 'slightly' agitated.

What is it about these places that attracts knob 'ed's and posers, and like on the bus, why do i always seem to attract 'THE nutter.

[beerhead]

perhaps the nutters see you as a potential fellow sufferer ? I hate Gym's too. Still tring to find one without mirrors.

[Miss Demeanour]

I hate it when you go in and in the whole mahoosive changing room full of lockers and private cubicles someone has chosen to sit their naked self right in front of yours.

So in you go after yer work out , dripping in sweat and in need of getting out of yer wet clobber and you have to go up to nakid wumman and say excuse me you are in front of my locker and I need to get my shower stuff.

There starts minutes of her gathering up her belongings, creams, potions, lotions and stuff while all you wanna do is get your towel , your shower stuff and get into the relief of the shower 

[apc2010]

Avoid the gym ..........

[tel]

I went this morning 

[Nick]

Whereas Growler went mad this mornng

[bodiam]

who is Jim?

[Nick]

My cat 

[bodiam]

My cat 

Why is Growler taking your cats towel?

[Nick]

BM! I will have whatever he is on!

[Darwins Selection]

BM! I will have whatever he is on!

I assume it is a mistake with spelling the cats name.

A sort of Jim-slip if you will.


 

[GROWLER]

BM! I will have whatever he is on!

I assume it is a mistake with spelling the cats name.

A sort of Jim-slip if you will.


 

What actually goes on in your 'ed DS?

[GROWLER]

Meanwhile I'm not going to stop going because of this mancwank, but me mate Dave isn't going to be there tonight to act as a mediator if it all kicks off again.

He better keep that mealey slot gob of his shut or I AM going to have to twat him I'm afraid, quickly followed by the swift insertion of a towel rammed up his fat stinking arse.
Schoohell day type bullying days are long gone now and the Bear WILL bite back if needs be.

[GROWLER]

I hate it when you go in and in the whole mahoosive changing room full of lockers and private cubicles someone has chosen to sit their naked self right in front of yours.

So in you go after yer work out , dripping in sweat and in need of getting out of yer wet clobber and you have to go up to nakid wumman and say excuse me you are in front of my locker and I need to get my shower stuff.

There starts minutes of her gathering up her belongings, creams, potions, lotions and stuff while all you wanna do is get your towel , your shower stuff and get into the relief of the shower 

This happened to me last week. The bloody eejit staff handed out adjacent keys to us all, and I went in there like a soggy sponge, dying to gerin the shower.
Mr donkey brain just carried on pampering himself even though I'd politely asked him to shift his carcass to enable me to gerin me hutch.
I sat down and huffed a lot for nearly 5 minutes before the bufoon shifted, quickly followed by a loud sarcastic thank you.

[Barman]

BM! I will have whatever he is on!

I assume it is a mistake with spelling the cats name.

A sort of Jim-slip if you will.