Whachoo talkin 'bout

[Snoopy]

I was a small child. 

That is the point I was making about being on kitchen duty for my children when the programme was on.
Son#1 born in 1968, Daughter#1 born in 1970. Daughter#2 born 1993 Son#2 born 1998 Son#3 born 2001.
 
So a little respect for your elders would not go amiss young lady.

T'was rolling at the BarMan. Not you dear. I slot right in between your two broods. I'd be unique. Perfect middle child adoption material. 

But given the adoption process would the "other" benefits I'm looking for be legal? 

[Bar Wench]

I was a small child. 

That is the point I was making about being on kitchen duty for my children when the programme was on.
Son#1 born in 1968, Daughter#1 born in 1970. Daughter#2 born 1993 Son#2 born 1998 Son#3 born 2001.
 
So a little respect for your elders would not go amiss young lady.

T'was rolling at the BarMan. Not you dear. I slot right in between your two broods. I'd be unique. Perfect middle child adoption material. 

But given the adoption process would the "other" benefits I'm looking for be legal? 

No. See many benefits to me, not so many to you. That's how it works! 

[Snoopy]

I was a small child. 

That is the point I was making about being on kitchen duty for my children when the programme was on.
Son#1 born in 1968, Daughter#1 born in 1970. Daughter#2 born 1993 Son#2 born 1998 Son#3 born 2001.
 
So a little respect for your elders would not go amiss young lady.

T'was rolling at the BarMan. Not you dear. I slot right in between your two broods. I'd be unique. Perfect middle child adoption material. 

But given the adoption process would the "other" benefits I'm looking for be legal? 

No. See many benefits to me, not so many to you. That's how it works! 

That's the trouble with age ~ all you're left with are memories and dreams.

[Darwins Selection]

That's the trouble with age ~ all you're left with are memories and dreams.

I can't even remember those any more. 

[Snoopy]

That's the trouble with age ~ all you're left with are memories and dreams.

I can't even remember those any more. 

Courage DS Courage!
We are in danger of becoming "Those two old fools in the corner making a half pint each last all afternoon".
Think "Last of the Summer Wine" ~ We could still be up to mischief ~ now who can we invite in to be Compo?

[Bar Wench]

Speaking of which if you two old fools don't order another half I will have to move you on! 

[Nick]

Giv ethem two half pints of mild from me. I will settle the bill when I get back. (I am the only one awake in the whole house. Too many snoring teenagers. When they wake up they will grunt. )

[Bar Wench]

Giv ethem two half pints of mild from me. I will settle the bill when I get back. (I am the only one awake in the whole house. Too many snoring teenagers. When they wake up they will grunt. )

So is that the price you pay for holidaying in luxury? Unofficial chaperone? 

Are they all in their own beds?

Alone?

[Darwins Selection]

Giv ethem two half pints of mild from me. I will settle the bill when I get back. (I am the only one awake in the whole house. Too many snoring teenagers. When they wake up they will grunt. )

Thank you lad.

You will notice that your Karma has soared to -15.

[Nick]

Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another. I think there are five of them, but they keep moving about (or did do last night). WHen we enquired if they were hungry at about 11.00 they all dived into the breakfast cereal cupboard.

ANd if you see Snoopy, tell him he got the hotel rates all wrong!

[Bar Wench]

Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another.

See I used to think that. I was unpleasantly suprised at a friend's wedding recently. 

[tel]

Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another.

See I used to think that. I was unpleasantly suprised at a friend's wedding recently. 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Since they are one another's cousins and not discernibly Welsh I assume they are not molesting one another.

See I used to think that. I was unpleasantly suprised at a friend's wedding recently. 

And..........................?

[tel]

Cousins are legal though, so why wenchy's surprise?

[Bar Wench]

Cousins are legal though, so why wenchy's surprise?

I know it is legal but it's icky. These two were friends of mine when I was kid. They were practically brother and sister.