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Offline Nick

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Bleach related accidents
« on: September 16, 2011, 06:27:12 PM »
I have noticed that my Jacuzzi ( cloud9:) emits slime from its innards if I haven't used it for a while. I decided it was time to just FLUSH it out.

Bleach seemed like a good idea.

Fill bath. Add bleach. Turn on pump.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am covered in fucking bleachy water  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 06:35:05 PM »
 Wankah:   ::)
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 06:36:51 PM »
WELL SINCE YOU BROKE MY SHOWER.... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 06:39:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2011, 06:36:51 PM
WELL SINCE YOU BROKE MY SHOWER.... cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

ABSOLUTE and utter utter utter bollox, and you know it.  Finger:
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 06:43:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2011, 06:27:12 PM
I have noticed that my Jacuzzi ( cloud9:) emits slime from its innards if I haven't used it for a while. I decided it was time to just FLUSH it out.

Bleach seemed like a good idea.

Fill bath. Add bleach. Turn on pump.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am covered in fucking bleachy water  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Is yer hair still ginger  rubschin:
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2011, 06:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2011, 06:27:12 PM
I have noticed that my Jacuzzi ( cloud9:) emits slime from its innards if I haven't used it for a while. I decided it was time to just FLUSH it out.

Bleach seemed like a good idea.

Fill bath. Add bleach. Turn on pump.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am covered in fucking bleachy water  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

99.9% of all germs on your body are now dead though.
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2011, 06:49:04 PM »
Ans so are my jeans and t shirt  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I am like a dotty thing  Banghead
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2011, 06:52:24 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 16, 2011, 06:35:05 PM
Wankah:   ::)

^^^wot he said^^^

You are a complete, pointless waste of time and space....  Wankah:
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2011, 06:53:50 PM »
Pot? Kettle!
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2011, 07:00:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 16, 2011, 06:52:24 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 16, 2011, 06:35:05 PM
Wankah:   ::)

^^^wot he said^^^

You are a complete, pointless waste of time and space....  Wankah:

+1  :thumbsup:  lol:
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2011, 07:04:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2011, 06:49:04 PM
Ans so are my jeans and t shirt  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I am like a dotty thing  Banghead

Self realisation is the first step Nick  :thumbsup:
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2011, 07:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 16, 2011, 07:04:34 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2011, 06:49:04 PM
Ans so are my jeans and t shirt  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I am like a dotty thing  Banghead

Self realisation is the first step Nick  :thumbsup:

+1  :thumbsup:  lol:
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2011, 07:32:26 PM »
I used to bleach 501's...wear em once or twice then they fell apart...

Used to have highlights in me hair too... cloud9:

Don't need em now... noooo:

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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2011, 07:41:38 PM »
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Re: Bleach related accidents
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2011, 10:22:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2011, 06:49:04 PM
Ans so are my jeans and t shirt  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

I am like a dotty thing  Banghead

Why get in .......fully clothed ....... rubschin:
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