'Mile high club'

[Just One More]

I meant Barman. Me, I'm    ...ish

[Darwins Selection]

Paragraph copied and pasted from a aoHELL news item this morning, 'cus I don't want to infect yer 'puters with a link like.

More than one in 10 Brits say they have had sex on a plane - many of them with a complete stranger, according to a new poll. 

I'm flying to Gerrrrrmany in 3 weeks. I suspect I'm going to get me face slapped if I try some research into this matter.

Load of ole bollox if you ask me.
This means nearly 10% of us in 'ere have been 'at it' up there....apparently, alledgedly, so they say like.

Any care to confess then?

No, thought not.

I have been up in a plane hundreds of times, but I don't think that is your question.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Innocent.

I have always assumed that these encounters, if they do take place, take place in the lavs.  I have been in a fair few aircraft lavs, They are small cramped and not nice places to be.  By the end of a long haul flight they are also pretty unhygienic. Why on earth anyone would want to have a shag in one is beyond my comprehension.

[Nick]

I wonder why they call the pointy bit the cockpit 

[GROWLER]

I wonder why they call the pointy bit the cockpit 

THAT is actually a very good question.

No doubt our resident been it seen it done it expert will be along shortly to enlighten us all.

[Snoopy]

   I remember Danny La Rue once walked on stage and said "Do you like my new gown? It's called a pilot dress .... bet you can't see the cock-pit tho'"

As for

Innocent.

I have always assumed that these encounters, if they do take place, take place in the lavs.  I have been in a fair few aircraft lavs, They are small cramped and not nice places to be.  By the end of a long haul flight they are also pretty unhygienic. Why on earth anyone would want to have a shag in one is beyond my comprehension.

No dear .... not in the toilets. On the cargo nets in the rear of an RAF Transport Command Aircraft.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Which is indeed fine for the RAF contingent but for those 'civvies' who claim to have joined and don't have access to 'cargo nets'?

[GROWLER]

We should start a 'most unusual place I've...cough, cough...thread/posts  p'raps, only I'm getting too embarrased to disclose such info now, being a shy timid type like.
Don't really want this thread hitting the gutter do we?

[Nick]

In a hammock ( )and in a Hillman Imp 

[GROWLER]

In a hammock ( )and in a Hillman Imp 

How can you possibly 'ava shag in an 'ammock ey? It'd turn over and you'd fall out, surely?
Your imagination playing up again p'raps?

[Nick]

I still have the hammock in question. It is mahoosive

[Just One More]

In a hammock ( )and in a Hillman Imp 

At the same time    If so, 

[Darwins Selection]

In a hammock ( )and in a Hillman Imp 

At the same time    If so, 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Airplanes   

[Darwins Selection]

Airplanes   

More your style?