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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Global Warming: Odd consequences
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 03:38:19 PM »
Cue comments:
"It's an ill wind that does nobody any good"
"Every cloud has a silver lining"
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Re: Global Warming: Odd consequences
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 03:39:07 PM »
I think you missed out the word "blows" somewhere in there. eeek:
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Re: Global Warming: Odd consequences
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2007, 03:42:37 PM »
I think you missed out the word "blows" somewhere in there. eeek:
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Re: Global Warming: Odd consequences
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2007, 03:44:59 PM »
I think you missed out the word "blows" somewhere in there. eeek:

Wot? Where?
Depends I suppose on the version you grew up with.
It's an ill wind that does nobody any good or It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.
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Re: Global Warming: Odd consequences
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2007, 05:34:08 PM »
I saw some groundhogs at it the other day. Lot of grunting. Hard to explain to The Boy.

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Re: Global Warming: Odd consequences
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2007, 05:53:41 PM »

An explosion in Toronto's stray cat population is the latest phenomenon being blamed on global warming, joining a growing list of evils that includes increases in hay fever and seal mating as well as decreases in the supply of maple syrup and Bulgarian prostitutes.

What do Stray cats in Toronto have to to with photos of cats from Spain? "Stray cats are seen at an animal welfare centre in Algeciras, Spain". rubschin: If there are so many strays in Toronto why could they not take pictures of local kitties, why import them? Not good for the carbon footprint.  noooo:

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Re: Global Warming: Odd consequences
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2007, 01:37:01 AM »
Do you think it's possible that due to overcrowding, they decided to emigrate?

Everyone assumed that when the captain had said his ship runneth over, he was referring to rats.  confused: