A very Senior Moment

[Uncle Mort]

Just leaving a message on an answerfone. Could I remember my own phone number? 

Got completely tongue-tied and had to ring off. 

[GROWLER]

Directory enquiries p'raps? 

Can you remember your name and 'addy' though?

[Barman]

LL can't remember her number... 

[GROWLER]

LL can't remember her number... 

Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..

[Nick]

Who are you?

[Barman]

LL can't remember her number... 

Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..

It is only eight digits... 

[Miss Demeanour]

I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's 

[Barman]

I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's 

You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you! 

[GROWLER]

LL can't remember her number... 

Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..

It is only eight digits... 

Ey?

All uk mobby's have 11 digits. I thought it was the same werld wide too tbh, hey ho.

[GROWLER]

Who are you?

Ey?

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's 

You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you! 

Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha 

[GROWLER]

I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's 

You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you! 

Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha 

Why though? If the battery is deaded, or you'd left it a home...as ALL wimmins do ...no one would be able to ring/contact you anyways would they ey troutess?

[Barman]

I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's 

You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you! 

Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha 

And what would you do then - go to a phone box and put four pennies in...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes 

[Miss Demeanour]

No , you would be at work , or at a friends or something.

Sorry , I should explain .....

Noun: A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations