A very Senior Moment

[Barman]

LL can't remember her number... 

Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..

It is only eight digits... 

Ey?

All uk mobby's have 11 digits. I thought it was the same werld wide too tbh, hey ho.

There are less than a million people here - don't need so many numbers...

Area codes are just two digits... so my landlines area code is 25 for Limassol district...

All mobiles have a two digit 'area code' starting with 9... so mine starts 99 because I'm with cyta (€1.7 per month rental charge)...

So my actual numbers are only six digits...

[Barman]

Npo , you would be at work , or at a friends or something.

Sorry , I should explain .....

Noun: A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations


 

And work...? 

[Nick]

WTF is this all about?

[GROWLER]

Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes 

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW?

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh.
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance?

[Nick]

She is my cousin

[GROWLER]

WTF is this all about?

'PHONES, you bloody great balloon 'ed.

[Barman]

Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes 

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW?

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh.
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance?

I am reading a book at the moment that says we are all related - because of incest. 

[GROWLER]

She is my cousin

Explains ir'all then ey, dun'it ey like?

PLUS she's a wumman too.

[Miss Demeanour]

Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes 

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW?

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh.
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance?

Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .

Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log 

She is not at home  so I need to call her on her  portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.

Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules 

My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.

I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.

Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius 

[Barman]

Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes 

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW?

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh.
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance?

Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .

Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log 

She is not at home  so I need to call her on her  portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.

Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules 

My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.

I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.

Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius 

You could write important numbers down like... 

You can write...?

[GROWLER]

I DON'T SHOUT. I'm just a bit vociferous in me opinions sometimes, that's all.

Anyway you dopy daydream, we're talking about our OWN blower numbers 'ere, NOT someone else's.

[GROWLER]

Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes 

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW?

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh.
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance?

I am reading a book at the moment that says we are all related - because of incest. 

I've suddenly lost the will to carry on living, being somehow related to THAT Nick thing.

[Uncle Mort]

Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .

Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log 

She is not at home  so I need to call her on her  portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.

Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules 

My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.

I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.

Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius 

I understand, I've no idea what my children's phone numbers are. My phone has the numbers, I don't need to remember.

(I do have them on a computer file)

[Miss Demeanour]

Eureka , the common sense brigade have arrived 

[Uncle Mort]