A very Senior Moment

[GROWLER]

Eureka , the common sense brigade have arrived 

Oh ffs, give me piggin' strength.

UM is obvioulsy a bir'of a wumman then, that's all I can say.

[Uncle Mort]

P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler. 

[GROWLER]

P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler. 

Wha'?  The 'oover like?

[Darwins Selection]

P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler. 

Wha'?  The 'oover like?

[GROWLER]

I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown.
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about..

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now.

[Barman]

I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown.
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about..

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now.

Call that bird from the gym...? 

[GROWLER]

I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown.
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about..

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now.

Call that bird from the gym...? 

Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER.
Snub me just once, and yer out.

[Barman]

I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown.
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about..

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now.

Call that bird from the gym...? 

Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER.
Snub me just once, and yer out.

 

[GROWLER]

My days of cooing  chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over.
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always  do of course.

[Miss Demeanour]

Ooooh a masterful bear 

[Barman]

My days of cooing  chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over.
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always  do of course.

Treat them mean, keep them keen! 


Or not... 

[GROWLER]

My days of cooing  chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over.
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always  do of course.

Treat them mean, keep them keen! 


Or not... 

Sad, but true. 

Hey bloody ho.

[GROWLER]

I've tried ssssssssso 'ard to be all nice kindly and thoughtful towards wimmlies over the years,    bura Bear can only take so many kicks in the nuts like.

Meanwhile, I've remembered wor'it was I'd forgotten, and it wasn't actually that important after all now.

[GROWLER]

Ooooh a masterful bear 

No. just a rude nasty bad tempered  grizzly one....on me own admission too like.
Years of Bear baiting and mental torture have created the MONSTER you now 'ave in your midst...or somewhere near....like.

[Just One More]

I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown.
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about..

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now.

Call that bird from the gym...? 

Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER.
Snub me just once, and yer out.

Best forget about that surprise trip to the NEC then Barman