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[Nick]

And premature rigor mortis?

[bodiam]

 

And premature rigor mortis?

; ;

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

A stiffy stiff whatever next.  Still we could lay you face down and play spin the bottle with you I suppose, whoever your head points to goes next.  It would work until you had drilled yourself into the woodwork.

[Pastis]

And thus we come full circle 

My chum with the Alka Seltzer or whatever reckoned he'd focus on getting as much sex as his remaining time permitted 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

And thus we come full circle 

My chum with the Alka Seltzer or whatever reckoned he'd focus on getting as much sex as his remaining time permitted 

Quite so Pastis. 

How will your chum know.  I suppose notches on his bed head might work temporarily.