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Offline bodiam

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sad but true
« on: September 23, 2011, 05:51:50 AM »
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 06:20:26 AM »
'Tis true, yesterday Mr C and I were driving through a local village two young orange women/girls approached the crossing both with mobile phones glued to their ears.  The first looked at us as we slowed and then she stepped onto the crossing three or four paces in front of the other, the second just stepped straight out in front of us. noooo:

On the bright if 50% of people doing this are female then we should have a decrease in the gene pool. :thumbsup:
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 08:33:36 AM »
I live opposite a church which is on slightly higher ground than this house thus when sitting here typing can see the what is going on in front of said church.

A long line of school children two abreast, accompanied by several adults, has just filed past and stopped at the church doors.  The children on the out side of each pair is wearing a high viz vest. I can only assume that they are the ones being trained for a life of motorway construction. noooo:
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 11:52:00 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 23, 2011, 08:33:36 AM
I live opposite a church which is on slightly higher ground than this house thus when sitting here typing can see the what is going on in front of said church.

A long line of school children two abreast, accompanied by several adults, has just filed past and stopped at the church doors.  The children on the out side of each pair is wearing a high viz vest. I can only assume that they are the ones being trained for a life of motorway construction. noooo:

They will be the non-believers, destined for the Soylent Green wafer factory.  noooo:
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 12:15:42 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on September 23, 2011, 08:33:36 AM
I live opposite a church which is on slightly higher ground than this house thus when sitting here typing can see the what is going on in front of said church.

A long line of school children two abreast, accompanied by several adults, has just filed past and stopped at the church doors.  The children on the out side of each pair is wearing a high viz vest. I can only assume that they are the ones being trained for a life of motorway construction. noooo:

They call them "Walking Buses"  ::)

It is a way of getting groups of children from A to B by Shank's Pony.
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 12:28:16 PM »
I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 12:33:53 PM »
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 12:44:01 PM »
Bollix
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 12:50:33 PM »
But not just ordinary bollix .... This is Elfin Safety Bollix with added roolz.
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2011, 02:47:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 23, 2011, 12:28:16 PM
I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??

You must have looked like a Jaffa Cake.
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2011, 02:51:56 PM »
And how is your straw hat?  evil:
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2011, 03:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2011, 02:47:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 23, 2011, 12:28:16 PM
I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??

You must have looked like a Jaffa Cake.

I'd have said a duracell battery Darwin  whistle:
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2011, 03:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2011, 03:35:49 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2011, 02:47:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 23, 2011, 12:28:16 PM
I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??

You must have looked like a Jaffa Cake.

I'd have said a duracell battery Darwin  whistle:
lol: lol:
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2011, 04:23:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 23, 2011, 12:28:16 PM
I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??

Because all the parents perv alerts were turned off?
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Re: sad but true
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2011, 05:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 23, 2011, 12:28:16 PM
I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??

perhaps you are....perhaps we all are, and this is the afterlife. Perhaps we were the naughty ones and this is hell, cos it certainly not heaven  noooo:
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