Trains abroad

[GROWLER]

In the process of sorting me forthcoming trip out into the wilderness. 
Now considering big silver berd to Geneva, courtesy of Council Tenant Airways 'cus it's dert cheap like, and then a Thomas the Tank steam engine  ('opefully but probably doubtful ) from there to Interlaken.
What problems am I likely to encounter, 'cus I've never been on their trains before?
Can I/should I pre book d'ya think, or is tha'ra bit dodgy in case the plane's late arriving like?

I'm a bit confuslicated, bewilderd and overwhelmed about it all tbh

[Nick]

http://www.seat61.com/Switzerland.htm   

[GROWLER]

http://www.seat61.com/Switzerland.htm   

Hadn't even thought of that. 

More confusementation now to consider now.
I've got two weeks to sort this.

[Nick]

http://www.sbb.ch/en/home.html   

[Miss Demeanour]

From Genvève to Interlaken you have two main options:

- Genève - Bern by IC/IR trains, change there to Interlaken, again by IC; there are connecting services every 30 minutes.
- Genève - Montreux by IR train, change there to Zweisimmen, change there to Spiez, then to Interlaken by IC again.

IR in this context = InterRegio, simply a train category; IC = InterCity, another train category.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

From Genvève to Interlaken you have two main options:

- Genève - Bern by IC/IR trains, change there to Interlaken, again by IC; there are connecting services every 30 minutes.
- Genève - Montreux by IR train, change there to Zweisimmen, change there to Spiez, then to Interlaken by IC again.

IR in this context = InterRegio, simply a train category; IC = InterCity, another train category.

Who?

[Miss Demeanour]

Take me with you and I'll organise it all for you 

[GROWLER]

Anyone gorra 'elicpter they could oblige me with, and just drop me off at me 'ut in the mountains like please.

I don't do this travel arranging nonsense very well I'm sad to say.
Little practice.

I worry about gerin me.... transfers, moving around from station to station to airport to station and back again, all needing to be timed to perfection  confuzlement nonsense stuff ....perfected, or you / I can end up being WELL stuffed and stranded with no one to turn to like..

[Nick]

Would you like some cheese?

[GROWLER]

Take me with you and I'll organise it all for you 

You'd be on the first flight/train 'ome, guaranteed!

[GROWLER]

Would you like some cheese?

No thanks. gives you nightmares and makes you fat, or in your case, even FATTER!!

[Just One More]

Would you like some cheese?

The man who put mental in Emmental 

[GROWLER]

As much as I like the sound of travellin' by train, I can see it being fraught with problems, and on ter own like, that's a recipe for ending up back from whence you me  came from like...inadvertanly invertly inavertuntly by  accident like.

[Nick]