No, not a REAL cow, a ignorant brain dead one posing as a human.
Go's to check out. Starts piling the cinveyor up with goods, and then notice the 'next customer' divider approaching.
Cashier stops conveyor. i sort of politely...ish ish ask the gormless female heathen customer behind me what she thinks she's doing?
"Wha', and she carries on.
I then ask her slightly more vociferously id she'd kindly mind stopping, like NOW.
She snaps ok ok at me and reluctantly moves the divider back a few inches.
I explain this isn't enough.
She stands there giving me daggers.
I finally see me arse and start re-loading my trolley and bellow at her, "there, you can go before me if you're in such a bloody hurry.
Staff now wandering over to see what all the shouting us about.
One of them remove all her goods and whell her trolley off to serve yourself till checkout.
She turns and snarls at me that I'm a nasty little aggresive man!!
Cashier tells me that she's a regular, and that she stinks.
I bloody HATE piggin' supermarkets, and general sheeple generally too.
